are we continuing with
jokes yes
and off we go with 1)
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the University's intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
2)
The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.
She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.
The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"
3)
"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."
getting stale with your writing
call me up for some solutions many thanks
and off we go with 1)
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the University's intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
2)
The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.
She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.
The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"
3)
"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."
getting stale with your writing
call me up for some solutions many thanks
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